Cruel To Be Kind...

Yeah, it's a cliche, but it's true...

My mom used to always tell me"be nice to a boy even if you don't like him.".

Whatever, mom.

Know what happens when you're nice to a pathetic little twerp? He thinks you DO like him, and that's just well... ew.
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Think about it; no cock, no looks, no money... He's a born loser and he knows it. Girls have been mean to him all his life. It's the natural order of things. You go and mess with that by being nice and he's just gonna get confused.

So now I'm a bitch right from the beginning. It saves me time and him heartache.

Of course, some of them secretly like that, but that's ok... I won't tell. Well, not as long as they pay for it. ;)

Caught!

Ok, so here's a hint guys....


We can hear everything going on in the background when you call. If you have the TV on (which is really *RUDE*, btw) if you're at work, if the dog's whimpering at the door-- we hear it all.


We can hear it when someone walks in, too. We know what it means when a hot call suddenly goes dead and we have a dial tone in our ear.


You got caught. Wife, girlfriend, boss, best friend, whoever... someone just walked in on you and your naughty little secret.


Isn't it just the most humiliating experience of your life? I mean, hanging up the phone doesn't end the situation. We've moved on to the next call, but you're still sitting there, pants down, obvious boner clutched in your hand.


So now what do you do?   What if it's your secretary, or worse, your boss-- your female boss. How do you explain?  What do you say?


There's nothing really to say.  It's all hanging out-- literally, and now she knows what you are; a pervy little creep with no self control, jacking off whenever you get the chance.


You're at her mercy. All you can do is pray she'll keep this little secret between the two of you.


Guess you'd better be a very good boy...

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